OK, we know Savannah isn't some tucked-away little town -- it's one of the largest cities in the state. Wabash is home to many parks and an apple orchard, so you'll have no shortage of romantic strolling options, and the shops range from thrift stores to donut hubs, so all interests are accounted for.
But we're willing to bend the rules a little here because it's so ridiculously pretty. Most importantly, there's the 13-24 Drive In, so you can snuggle up under the stars to, uh, Decorah gets name-dropped a lot in reference to The Hotel Winneshiek, a pretty hotel boasting a tap room, "opera house," and at least two fancy stone pillars.
Florida may be worse than New Jersey, but it does have amazing beaches.
And if you're in the Sunshine State with a boy/lady friend, you might as well find one where you're allowed to ride horses!
(But trust us: unless your date has Barbie Dream Car fantasies, there's really only one option here.) When you decide you need a break from staring at nature, head to one of the city's 20 art galleries to take in the fine Southwestern paintings and ceramics.
Then head back outside to hike, kayak, ride ATVs, or maybe just drink wine in the fresh AZ air.
Amelia Island itself is pretty quiet, so you'll get a more intimate experience than you would in Key West or Miami Beach.
Plus it's named after a princess, so you know it's fancy.
Napa Valley is the expected choice here, but you can mix it up by pretending to be Batman and enjoying your California wines in a legit cave.
Keep in mind that the latter will fulfill those Balto fantasies.
You're going to Sedona to marvel at all the majestic red rocks, but it's your call whether you do this via pink Jeep tour or hot-air balloon.
You're going there to drop your bags, maybe do a quick spin around the hotel gardens, and head out to the larger Brandywine Valley area.
While you won't be inundated with an incredibly boozy concoction everywhere you go, the region, which encompasses swaths of Delaware Pennsylvania, does have several gorgeous manors and gardens there, including the Nemours Mansion and Winterthur, built by the Du Pont family.