Everyone’s heard it when they were in high school, or they were eavesdropping high schoolers to see how the newer generations have faltered, or at least in a movie.But since you Googled “what are the bases in dating” you must either be a non-US citizen or eight years old, in which case you should be quick as your older brother might get into the room and you’ll have to endure years of getting made fun of brutally for this search. But in case you’re not from the North American continent or Japan and have the luck of not knowing anything about baseball, this terminology can be too confusing and you end up knowing only that something sexual happened between two people. Baseball is a deeply complicated game with a lot of “ifs” and “but ifs” so it cannot be explained in great detail here, nor is that why you are here for. Naturally, being a bit of a bully, I pressed for more details. Inside the park homer - you score..only because she was drunk. Ejected from the game - fatal heart attack during sex. So I started cheering and hooting and doing the wave, and being the honest guy he is, he 'fessed up and told me that he had not, in fact, had sexual intercourse with this particular woman. Anyway, my brother was forced to admit that he hadn't the foggiest notion of what each of the "bases" represented. Caught stealing second - you get kneed in the groin.Steals Second - He claims making it to second, she thinks he's full of sh! how to put this delicately...ok, I guess you can't) Dutch fucking. 9: Oral on the female (other half of 69) 10: All of the above in one session. [Phil Rizutto mode] Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here, two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up, and there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go. He's rounding first and really turning it on now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the throw, and what a throw! You can always avoid the sticky third base question by using the smaller and more efficent japanese system. (the beast with two backs) D) the result of two much C, without proper protection (Pregnacy) I) One way of dealing with D (Abortion) Mmmm. Are the "batters" better than in the good old days? for instance, if its someone else's wedding ring, i'd call that fifth base. A called game is when his/her parents come home at an inopportune moment. GIRLS (receiving) 1st frenching 2nd playing with the breasts 3rd eating her out hr screwin GUYS (receiving) 1st frenching 2nd handjob 3rd blowjob hr screwin We were oddly enough discussing this last night at dinner and we agreed on this.. catcher interference: a friend dares you to (I'm lame). No, wait, safe - safe at second base, this kid really makes things happen out there.He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out! (if i didnt hate emoticons so much, i'd insert one of those smirky winkin ones here.) A corked bat is if you use Viagra, or a penis pump, or something. Making a move, realizing she's not interested and trying to cover your tracks is a check swing. And hey, thanks to Gaylord Perry, K-Y Jelly already has a place in baseball. just my two cents A walk: that's a gimme kiss, IMO. foul ball tipped fair: you go for it and for whatever reason she lets you. Batter steps up to the plate here's the pitch - he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt - safe at third! He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off.So, getting bases are good, the higher the base you claim the closer you are to your goal of achieving a home-run.
The fact is that every person has heard a high schooler brag about his romantic conquest with the lines like “yeah, I totally went to second base with Michelle last you, you know it, ha-ha”: high fives his friend. Here's my interpretation First Base: Frenchin' Second Base: Breasteses (clothed or unclothed) Third Base: Digital manipulation of genitalia Home Run: Rubbing the Bacon (side note - where the hell did this euphemism come from? I know how it is when the name's on the tip of your tongue.Reached on fielder's choice - you get her on the rebound from another guy. And finally, will anyone "go deep" more than 70 times in 162 games?(Who I am willing, even egar to date/make love with/marry)" Third Base: "You're so sweet and funny. I remember going to some games with parents and grandparents when I was in grade school.You're going to make (another) woman so happy." Home Run: "Allow me to explain in excruciating detail about my relationship, including intimate details of my sexual behavior, while you make vaugly simpathetic noises and tell me I was right about everything." Let's not forget Foul: "Get your hand off my ass, this is a friendly hug." Stealing Second: "Well, he must have accidentally brushed his hand on my calf, he couldn't possibly have a sex drive." Error: "Oh . I'm surprised the Queens team hasn't switched to a Mets affiliation yet.